Let's
Bite a
Cookie!

We bake the

most delicious

cookies

in all

Westeros.

Our
Cookies

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Matchless

There are lots of different cookies in the world. Some cookies are good, some are bad. But our cookies are the best.

Unique

We bite every cookie before distribution. Thanks to this patented special ingredient - bitemarks, they all're unique.

The
Bakery

bakery

Where do we bake our cookies?

In old fashioned bakery, by old fashioned immigrant labor: old roly-poly women kneads the pastry with greasy hands while bald scrag lights giant hearth. Cookies are then put on fire and baked for around 33 minutes. When cookies become rusty, a stray dog sniffs and bites each and every of them. Sometimes our dog gets caught by animal care service, so we hire an old nag instead. Thanks to our passionate hard-workers, the cookies are ready for you to eat at whatever cost.

Plans &
Pricing

Free Cookie

$0 / first cookie*

Very first cookie is always free to try. No matter what. Enjoy!

*Applies only if you bring your own cookie.

Cookie Box

$8 / box*

Get yourself a box full of cookies. Or gift it to your worst enemy.

*A small chance to find a surprise inside.

Allmighty Plan

$149 / month*

Cookies for each time of the day: morning, afternoon, evening.

*9 days money back not guaranteed at all.

Contact
Us

How to contact us?

Simply don't. But if you're eager to contact us anyway, then send us mail, or fill the contact form, or find us on a map.

Our address:

4th Solar System
The Milky Way
Local Galactic Cluster
Dust on Giant's Toe